"I'm hungry! None of the humans seem to want to feed me, so I'll pull out the bag and feed myself....."

"This is very heavy, but I am VERY hungry..............."

"Wow! This is a real Eat-In Restaurant!..........."

"Yuk! Wash out my mouth with water!--that was dog food! Dog food is terrible! Poor Devils!"

A special note: Winston is having surgery today to be neutered, please say a prayer for our precious pet.